December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
gerard-gay:
there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS
it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT
this is too boring
THIS IS OBNOXIOUS
look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE
Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: my parents found my blog please come quick.
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“Love is, that you are the knife which I plunge into myself.”
– Franz Kafka (via massacra)
When girls fake their voices to sound cute
3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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Shit happens. People change. Feelings fade.
why is it so hard for people to understand this?
